Date: Fri, 18 Dec 1998 10:00:30 -0800 (PST) From: gayle@omitted.com To: crackers Subject: CRACKERS: Quinn's medical breakthrough
What a bizarre and erisian prescription! Take this antibiotic with "relations" for six months. Use all of this medication even if symptoms cease. Take one capsule by mouth (yes I said mouth) three to six times daily, or as needed. If your lover complains, find another. Oh, you already have another? Excellent. Maybe you can get through the regimen in three months then. Call us if you need a refill. We may need to videotape you to make sure you're using it properly. You won't mind, will you? Maybe we can broadcast it on MTV.
Love heals.