| so my doctors asked me the awkward question when approaching my latest problem.. do i have an active... you know... sex life? and i said yeah, uh? | |
| they explained that they thought it would be best if i took this medicine with "relations" for the next six months or so. it's all started to sound like a 80's sex comedy frat movie: "i have to have sex with someone, i took my pill! oh who can help me now?!?" | |
| on the other hand, right on the bottle it says take with relations. "mom- i'm feeling a little under the weather, could you swing by?" | |
| or one wonderful person in my life offered me a fruedian cross wiring of the two images. for which i will never forgive him. | |
| but best by far was this offering from the ever talented shannon, noting several recent events in my life. (this is also my way of letting everyone know i'm quitting my job) may all people find friends who author limericks so well.... | |
quinn
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---------- Forwarded message ----------
Date: Thu, 17 Dec 1998 18:04:42 -0800
From: Shannon Lee {shannon@ommitted.com}
To: quinn@interfuture.org
Subject: thingee
a soon-former noccie named quinn
throws her life to the wind once again
her health is the pits
so she must call it quits
and engage in original sin (!?!)