single white female seeks life...
name: quinn
age: 25
gender, sexuality, etc: poly poser bi chick. meekly interested in women but amazingly incompetent with them. boys are much easier to deal with: if you like them, all you have to do is take off your shirt. polyamorus as hell; i find monogamy wacky.
location: you mean now? uh, ok, friend's house in san jose, ca. i can generally be located on a couch somewhere in the north of the western hemisphere, in an english speaking country.
what i do for a living: i slack with tremendous cuteness. i'm attempting to expand into slacking with style as well so that i can afford to go slack in london.
what i do in my spare time: take pills, work on my website, tell strangers about my colon. my hobbies include: stand up comedy, alienating geek culture, and media whoredom when i can manage it.
life goals: be good at something; yet avoid a career.
turn ons: stand up comics, sarcastic web sites that are usable through lynx, skill at shooting games and/or enthusiastic bowling.
turn offs: "i'm really involved with [X] online community.", usenet, marketing, seinfeld.
relationship status: a boyfriend named yoz, who needs to update his website. nevertheless i believe the sun shines right out of his ass. also been seriously dating a dude named shannon for a while now who is married with a wonderful child. well, he has the child, isn't married to her. damn english. shannon and i have a long term relationship based on mutual antagonism while his wife laughs at us. shannon's taller but yoz has a better music collection. i have a crush on this guy. everyone else is the whole damn world knows, why shouldn't you? also i have a lovely wife who has been holding out on me for five years in november. it's really a pillar of our marriage at this point.
desired relationship status: want to be married to a brit. uh, please don't mention that to the home office. they might not take it right.
open to new relationships: argh. uh maybe, uh no, oh i'm not sure. pass.
casual sex with friends: another argh. i don't know. i think i should have a little lie down now.
casual sex with acquaintances/strangers: not usually after they've heard about my colon. did i mention i have pictures?
