Behold.

For anyone who has ever thought to themselves, "Oh no, not another One True God", the Principia Discordia is an indispensible text. The incoherent babblings of Mal-2 have brought Eris close to me. Hi. Yeah, it's all really bad.

"...the best laid .plans of mice and men oft go unread..."

on the tip tonight is Quinn, a.k.a. Nancy Reagan, K.S.C., F.T.R.L., S.T.F., R.V., VI. of the Alleged Cabal, She who would not be pope (fuck off Mal- smooch), hi-i'll-just-be-standing-here-please-try-to-act-normal, Singular Beholder of the Quiniverse,
"Just Say NO!"